But blogspot, baby, it's not because I don't love you! I do! You just... you don't have all the cool people. That is to say, all the nerds who post fanfic and stories on livejournal. And it's not like I won't visit anymore! I will!
You're still special to me, blogspot. We'll just be... seeing other people. You always said you wanted me to be more open in our relationship, right? Now we'll be super open.
