Oh, So That's How That Works

Item #1: If I write, I won't feel so twitchy. (Shutupshutupshutup I know I keep having to figure this out, shutup.)

Item #2: There's, like, this thing called eating, and it's where you like put this thing called food into your tummy. It's all very newfangled. I've never heard of it before.

Item #3: If one were to, say, get up and move around, it would considerably tire one out. Especially compared to sitting on one's bottom all the time.

*cough*

Not that any of these items have anything to do with my day today. None whatsoever. *shiftyeyes*